CELEBRITY/POLITICAL MURDER

Ok heres how its goes...

1. I am going to name a celebrity or political figurer
2. You are going to explicitly say how you would murder this person, then name another for the next person to murder.

First person to go IS...


Michael Jackson

haha okay..... i'd tie him up...cut up pictures of little kids and toss them all over him, pour gas on him and burn him and the pictures alive....while the whole time have beat it playin cuz i kinda liked that song.

next person is barak hussien obama...be careful w/ that 1

Lets see to kill barak hussien obama...
I would just o-bomb-ah his house.

Next person IS...
Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris canT be Killed!

You ruine the game....

here how hes gonna die since you dident say...
He walks outside, i stand in the phone booth across the street.
as he walks by me i beat the hell out of him witha two by four till he dies.

next person IS...
Gary Coleman

I would shove all his"money" down his throat go to those white power people and let them torture him.Then I'd tie him up put a desert eagle up his head blow his brains out,then make his family eat it.

Next target...:Britney Spears

Id rape her over and over donkey punching her (punching in the back of the head)while raping her until accidently killing her. Id then continue raping her corpse until the rigamortis was done.

NexT : John Madden

Ok. This is a simple one i would just feed his fat ass some pufferfish. Then put him in a large fish tank with about 25 pirhanas.




Next: George Bush, Be very careful with this one.

hhmm, george bush, i have to make this one complicated. First off, i would write fake letters to Irak and Iran and afghanistan saying that they can go and blow themselves and that he is going to nuke them if they dont all go parading through the desert with nothing on screaming ABALABABALABABABALABA DING DONG. Then i would send them a bunch of anthrax filled Packages with a "From George Bush" on the front. Then i would prepare a Side Winder missle and sign George bush on it then fire it at the most sacred allah statue in all of the irac iran, afghanistan area and blow the shit out of it.

And then just watch the leaders of the middle east blow the shit out of george Tush.


>Hillary Clinton<

lets see...I would go to her house putting a revolver up her head pushing her bak where bill clinton is eating dinner.I'd tell them to kill everyone in the nieghborhood then i would tie them up together,pour gasoline all over them,plant C4s all over the place got to a safe distance blow it ....Soluting a middle finger with my fellow clan members.

Next ttarget is...John Maccain

lol u all crazy...john mccain didnt look like he needs any help being killed, he gonna have a heart attack very soon, the old bastard...but to keep the game going, i would jump out of the bushes in a freddy mask and scare his old ass and induce a heart attack...

next one is bruce springsteen...why the fuck was he superbowl halftime show...shit was gay, but then i didnt even watch the gay halftime.

Since no one has posted this fun game.And I don't think Anyone knows him..Sorry Fenix

NEXT HIT:THE CAST OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

id pull a school shooting if my highschool was like that, i aint seen the show or movie, but i seen the southpark spoof and that was bad enough